Pathan ki Doa

1 Pathan ki sohag raat pe us k dosto ne shararat se us ki bivi ki jaga 1 larka bitha dia

jab pathan ne ghongat uthaya to khushi se bola

"bas insaan ki niyat achhi ho to u ki doa zaroor Qabool hoti hai"

Intellegent Pathan

Patan : Sir hum ne 1 aisa cheez banai hai jiss se deewar k dosri trf dekh ja sakta hai..

American: wow very good ! kia banaya hai

Pathan: "SOORAKH"

Adult SMS

A lady sitting on a bench in a PARK

FAQEEER: hi darling so u rin the mood to have some romance?

LADY: how dare you?

FAQEER: then what r u doing on my bed?