Pathan ki Doa

1 Pathan ki sohag raat pe us k dosto ne shararat se us ki bivi ki jaga 1 larka bitha dia

jab pathan ne ghongat uthaya to khushi se bola

"bas insaan ki niyat achhi ho to u ki doa zaroor Qabool hoti hai"

Intellegent Pathan

Patan : Sir hum ne 1 aisa cheez banai hai jiss se deewar k dosri trf dekh ja sakta hai..

American: wow very good ! kia banaya hai

Pathan: "SOORAKH"

Adult SMS

A lady sitting on a bench in a PARK

FAQEEER: hi darling so u rin the mood to have some romance?

LADY: how dare you?

FAQEER: then what r u doing on my bed?

Funny SMS

1 din 1 totay ne dosray ki chumileli

Malik ne saza k tor pe totay ki tind ker di

Kuch din bad malik k ghar MEHFIL-r-Milad the

Malik ne tatay ko welcom k lye darwazy pe bitha dia

kuch der bad malik ne dekha sab andar aa gay hain
lakin Ganjay aadmi bahir hain
Malk ne totay se kaha inhai q nai andar aney dye

tota bola:
"Leniyan chumiyan
Parniyan Natan"

Pathan

Khayber Pakhtoonkhwah ki manzoori k bad pathan bhaiyon ki 1 or demand
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"Naswar ko qomi phal kaqarar dia jaey"

Sardr

sardar Date pe gia After dinner Ahista se bola:
Main kuchkena ay.
tu naraaz te nai howen gi?

Girl sharma k : nai tusi kwo na

Sardar :Bill adha adha na ker laiye?

Girls

Ladies hostel ki princpal ne WAPDA ko camplain ki

Meharbani ker k aaj to AADMI bhej do LARKIYAN 3 din se MOOM BATTI se guzara ker ri hain

Phatan

1 pathan ne nahate waqt Sheshay main apni gaand ko dekha or us per haath pher k bole

"oh yaara kesr majboori hai pass ho k bhee kitna doori hai"

Sardar

Sardar ki shadi pe sub sardar aye hue thay..

khana start hua to 1 sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh kr socha ye bhe koi khane wali cheez ho gi
jesay he wo khane laga, us k dost ne kaha

"Oye Na Khaween"

"Phikka ee"

Wife

Achhi Bivi or Bhoot 1 jese hotay hain...

keon k ..

in ki bate to sub ne suni hui hain magar dekha nai

Funny SMS

zindigi ki race main 1st aney k liye hamesha ye soch k bhago k tm nangay ho or pichay sub pathan hain

phr dekhna jeet sirf tumari hogi

Funny SMS

1...Pathan rishte k liye tasveer khinchwa ra tha

peechhay Gadha bhe a gia

pathan ne ye likh ker tasweer bheji

(hum ultay haath ki tarf hain)

Adult SMS

Teacher: why is your cat in school today?

Kid: i heared daddy telling mommy "i'll eat thats pussy when the kids leave"

Funny SMS

1 class teacher ne students se "my Class teacher pr 10 lines likhnay ko kaha.

Thori der bd 1 student ny uth k pocha"

Sir "kanjar" ko english main kia kehtay hain?

Adult SMS

Sardar looking at Name plate of air hostess

above her left Breast... Teena

Sardar: that's cute name

"dosray wale ka name kia hai?"

Adult SMS

"Accidents take a minut but the suffering could be life time..

plz wear helmet & condom on ur appropiate heads during Respective ride"

"Be Safe"

Funny SMS

Baba Ranchor das said Neend Neend K peechay mat bhago agar bhagna hai to Study k peechay bhago .

neend khud he tumhare pass a jae gi..

Adult SMS

Dr: zor se sans lain

Lambi sans

or lambi sans

Achanack awaz aai

"khatak"

Dr: Lagta hai aap ki pasli toot gai hai

Girl: nai mere brazier khul gia hai