Funny SMs

1 admi ko jin mila ,

us ne jin se kaha k tum sare Pathano ko Pakistan se nilal do"

jin bola "Lala zama urdu nishta poye"

Adult SMS

Define tension, terror, horror, & tragedy.

tension "when wife is pregnant"

terror "when gf is pregnant"

horrer "when both are pregnant"

tragedy "when u r not responsible for both"

Adult SMS

Teacher :main kisi pe 1 nazar daal k bta deti hu k wo mere bare main kia soch ra hai

Student: miss ye jante huey bhee aap apna dupatta theek nai kerti

Adult SMS

A lahori goes to a chackla in Pashawar..

Lahori: koi maal dikhao

Khan: ye 3 larkay hain

Lahori : koi larki nai hai?

Khan:(gun utha k) oye bhen chood tum zana kerta hai

Roz rote huway kehti hai zindigi mujh se

"Mohsin"

Sirf 1 shakhs ki khatir mujhe barbad na ker

Mango,
Orange,
Apple,
Banana,

Which is Sweet?

guess

Dont Know

Ye sweet nai fruit hain

Sweet to main hu

Friends SMS

everything will be changed with the time

Classroom to office

books to files

jeanse to dress pants

pocket money to salary

and

girlfriend to wife

butt

what will nener change is

"yaroo ki yari "

dedicated to all my past and present friends..

Funny SMS

Philosphy of Pathan Name

Born in gud Family
Sharafat Khan

Born in Junglr
Sher khan

In Summer
Sharbat Khan

In war
Barood Khan

In Bus
New khan

Near ocean
Sumandar khan

In Garden
Gul khan

When Abnormal
ajab khan

Born in angar
ghazab khan

In Horar
haibat khan

With talent but No brain
YOUNIS KHAN

Poetery

Kab tak rothay raho gay apni kismat per

"saghar"

Ywehan to phool bhee rukh badal lete hain aksar shaam k bad

Love SmS

Very heart touching line by Shakspear

"i am Mad for her... why i am not made for her"