Pathan ki Doa

1 Pathan ki sohag raat pe us k dosto ne shararat se us ki bivi ki jaga 1 larka bitha dia

jab pathan ne ghongat uthaya to khushi se bola

"bas insaan ki niyat achhi ho to u ki doa zaroor Qabool hoti hai"

Intellegent Pathan

Patan : Sir hum ne 1 aisa cheez banai hai jiss se deewar k dosri trf dekh ja sakta hai..

American: wow very good ! kia banaya hai

Pathan: "SOORAKH"

Adult SMS

A lady sitting on a bench in a PARK

FAQEEER: hi darling so u rin the mood to have some romance?

LADY: how dare you?

FAQEER: then what r u doing on my bed?

Funny SMS

1 din 1 totay ne dosray ki chumileli

Malik ne saza k tor pe totay ki tind ker di

Kuch din bad malik k ghar MEHFIL-r-Milad the

Malik ne tatay ko welcom k lye darwazy pe bitha dia

kuch der bad malik ne dekha sab andar aa gay hain
lakin Ganjay aadmi bahir hain
Malk ne totay se kaha inhai q nai andar aney dye

tota bola:
"Leniyan chumiyan
Parniyan Natan"

Pathan

Khayber Pakhtoonkhwah ki manzoori k bad pathan bhaiyon ki 1 or demand
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"Naswar ko qomi phal kaqarar dia jaey"

Sardr

sardar Date pe gia After dinner Ahista se bola:
Main kuchkena ay.
tu naraaz te nai howen gi?

Girl sharma k : nai tusi kwo na

Sardar :Bill adha adha na ker laiye?

Girls

Ladies hostel ki princpal ne WAPDA ko camplain ki

Meharbani ker k aaj to AADMI bhej do LARKIYAN 3 din se MOOM BATTI se guzara ker ri hain

Phatan

1 pathan ne nahate waqt Sheshay main apni gaand ko dekha or us per haath pher k bole

"oh yaara kesr majboori hai pass ho k bhee kitna doori hai"

Sardar

Sardar ki shadi pe sub sardar aye hue thay..

khana start hua to 1 sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh kr socha ye bhe koi khane wali cheez ho gi
jesay he wo khane laga, us k dost ne kaha

"Oye Na Khaween"

"Phikka ee"

Wife

Achhi Bivi or Bhoot 1 jese hotay hain...

keon k ..

in ki bate to sub ne suni hui hain magar dekha nai

Funny SMS

zindigi ki race main 1st aney k liye hamesha ye soch k bhago k tm nangay ho or pichay sub pathan hain

phr dekhna jeet sirf tumari hogi

Funny SMS

1...Pathan rishte k liye tasveer khinchwa ra tha

peechhay Gadha bhe a gia

pathan ne ye likh ker tasweer bheji

(hum ultay haath ki tarf hain)

Adult SMS

Teacher: why is your cat in school today?

Kid: i heared daddy telling mommy "i'll eat thats pussy when the kids leave"

Funny SMS

1 class teacher ne students se "my Class teacher pr 10 lines likhnay ko kaha.

Thori der bd 1 student ny uth k pocha"

Sir "kanjar" ko english main kia kehtay hain?

Adult SMS

Sardar looking at Name plate of air hostess

above her left Breast... Teena

Sardar: that's cute name

"dosray wale ka name kia hai?"

Adult SMS

"Accidents take a minut but the suffering could be life time..

plz wear helmet & condom on ur appropiate heads during Respective ride"

"Be Safe"

Funny SMS

Baba Ranchor das said Neend Neend K peechay mat bhago agar bhagna hai to Study k peechay bhago .

neend khud he tumhare pass a jae gi..

Adult SMS

Dr: zor se sans lain

Lambi sans

or lambi sans

Achanack awaz aai

"khatak"

Dr: Lagta hai aap ki pasli toot gai hai

Girl: nai mere brazier khul gia hai

Funny SMs

1 admi ko jin mila ,

us ne jin se kaha k tum sare Pathano ko Pakistan se nilal do"

jin bola "Lala zama urdu nishta poye"

Adult SMS

Define tension, terror, horror, & tragedy.

tension "when wife is pregnant"

terror "when gf is pregnant"

horrer "when both are pregnant"

tragedy "when u r not responsible for both"

Adult SMS

Teacher :main kisi pe 1 nazar daal k bta deti hu k wo mere bare main kia soch ra hai

Student: miss ye jante huey bhee aap apna dupatta theek nai kerti

Adult SMS

A lahori goes to a chackla in Pashawar..

Lahori: koi maal dikhao

Khan: ye 3 larkay hain

Lahori : koi larki nai hai?

Khan:(gun utha k) oye bhen chood tum zana kerta hai

Roz rote huway kehti hai zindigi mujh se

"Mohsin"

Sirf 1 shakhs ki khatir mujhe barbad na ker

Mango,
Orange,
Apple,
Banana,

Which is Sweet?

guess

Dont Know

Ye sweet nai fruit hain

Sweet to main hu

Friends SMS

everything will be changed with the time

Classroom to office

books to files

jeanse to dress pants

pocket money to salary

and

girlfriend to wife

butt

what will nener change is

"yaroo ki yari "

dedicated to all my past and present friends..

Funny SMS

Philosphy of Pathan Name

Born in gud Family
Sharafat Khan

Born in Junglr
Sher khan

In Summer
Sharbat Khan

In war
Barood Khan

In Bus
New khan

Near ocean
Sumandar khan

In Garden
Gul khan

When Abnormal
ajab khan

Born in angar
ghazab khan

In Horar
haibat khan

With talent but No brain
YOUNIS KHAN

Poetery

Kab tak rothay raho gay apni kismat per

"saghar"

Ywehan to phool bhee rukh badal lete hain aksar shaam k bad

Love SmS

Very heart touching line by Shakspear

"i am Mad for her... why i am not made for her"